JOKE OF THE DAY

Girls and Money

BOY: Hi

GIRL: What?

BOY: How are you?

GIRL: Do I know you?

BOY: I am RICH.

GIRL: OOh! My name is Mary but you can call me "BABY". Am 19 and I stay in Lavington. I love short, dark men especially like you, am glad to meet you. So when are we going out?

BOY: No! No! No! Rich is my name. I meant short form of Richard.

GIRL: Sorry I don't talk to strangers.